How it works?
Confess your little sins, and we’ll send you a personalized forgiveness certificate straight to your inbox.
confess
Tell us what you did (big or small, silly or serious).
we bless
We craft a fun, personalized forgiveness PDF just for you.
you rest
Open your email, print it, frame it, or just smile knowing you’re forgiven.
We’ll forgive you for as little as $1
But really — after everything you’ve done? Don’t you think your conscience is worth at least a little more? The universe is watching!
Site still under construction… we can’t handle all those sins yet 🙁
Disclaimer
ihavesinned.org is here for entertainment and good vibes only. Forgiveness certificates are symbolic and should not be presented at confession, in court or to your mom. We are not a recognized church, temple, mosque or Jedi Order. If you need actual spiritual guidance, please contact your preferred higher power directly. We only listen but never tell so your secrets and email addresses shall not be passed to anyone!
Ever!